"Are you F*%king kidding me?" California Scrub Jay Uncensored Adult Single Greeting Card

    Greeting card with a blue bird illustration and a pen on a textured surface
    Greeting card with a blue bird illustration on a wooden surface with a pen and key.
    Blue card with silver branch and text on a wooden surface
    Illustration of a blue bird on a textured background

      "Are you F*%king kidding me?" California Scrub Jay Uncensored Adult Single Greeting Card

      $6.00
      $6.00
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      Sometimes, ya just have to take one day at a time. One instance of complete stupidity after another is enough to tire anyone. It's nice to get a card that says, "I get you." These are for those special moments. It's for those folks who appreciate the irony of a gorgeously rendered bird coupled with an acerbic and pointed delivery to make a point. This cuts through all the crap and gets right to the heart of the matter, telling your friend you can appreciate their struggle.

      This is an adult card with adult language. The curse word is not "censored", it's actually there on the front cover of the card, without symbols replacing letters. It's for mature friends who can appreciate such a sentiment with it's course language. Don't by this if you or your friends are easily offended by curse words.

      This 5x7" greeting card features an illustrated California Scrub Jay on the front cover and comes with a white envelope. It is packaged in a clear plastic sleeve with a resealable adhesive flap closure. It is illustrated and printed individually by the artist in studio.

       

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      Beautiful Hand-Drawn Images

      This greeting card set is illustrated digitally by me, Corey Johnston, in Procreate on my 12” iPad Pro with an Apple Pencil. Each card is rendered painstakingly one stroke at a time with no filters or AI involved. Using licensed reference imagery from Unsplash.com, I redraw each image with the lighting and colors I want for the overall impression of its intended use as a greeting card.

      I then print each card set as it’s ordered, in my studio on a Pixma Pro 200 8-color dye-based printer. I package each set up and mail it out myself.

      • Single Greeting Card

        This is a handmade greeting card that measures 5x7 inches in size. A matching envelope is included.

      • Write Your Own Note

        These greeting cards are blank on the inside and are perfect for celebrating your own event with people in your life.

      • Handmade in Eureka, CA

        The image has been illustrated by artist Corey Johnston using Procreate on the iPad, making each one a special edition.

      • Custom Made

        It may take me 3-5 days to print and ship the item. Given the postal delivery service, it may be upwards of 5-10 days after that before you receive the item.

      • Ships to You Safe

        The card is packaged in a clear plastic sealed envelope with a cardboard packing insert to keep it flat and crisp, and mailed in a cardboard mailer. 

      • High-Quality Prints

        Each card is printed in-studio individually using an 8-color dye-based ink printer on 80lb/215gsm professional matte double-sided photo paper.

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