"Corn Porn" Boxed Greeting Card Pack

    Set of greeting cards with corn illustrations on a wooden surface
    Greeting card with corn plant design on a wooden surface with a pen and paper.
    Greeting card with corn design on a wooden surface
    Six panels showing cross-sections of corn cobs with labels on a textured beige background.
    Card with illustration of corn and text 'Corn Porn' on a textured surface with a pen and dried plants.

      "Corn Porn" Boxed Greeting Card Pack

      $28.00
      $28.00
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      I was raised in southwest Iowa and mid-Missouri, deep in the corn belt. Both sides of my family were farmers, and I grew up around corn bins and harvesters. My grandfather on my dad's side grew sweetcorn, and it became a family staple. One of my uncles has the family record of eating 38 ears of sweetcorn in one setting. And my grandfather's casket spray was field corn and sunflowers.

      Corn means a lot in my family. I suspect it means a lot in other families, too.

      So this card is meant for those folks. This irreverent joke won't make sense to a lot of people, but it would to those who grew up amongst the tall stalks and tassels of fields of this staple of crops.

      This one is for you.

      This set of six matching cards, with the irreverent text "Corn Porn", comes with six white envelopes. Drawn by hand in Procreate on an iPad Pro, and bcause they're blank on the inside, they can be used for a variety of different purposes.

      The soft background textures wrap around the spine of the cards toward the back, extending the images with unique class. These 5"x7" cards comes with a white envelopes. They are printed individually by the artist in the studio and are packaged in a paper box with a clear plastic sleeve.

      Beautiful Hand-Drawn Images

      This greeting card set is illustrated digitally by me, Corey Johnston, in Procreate on my 12” iPad Pro with an Apple Pencil. Each card is rendered painstakingly one stroke at a time with no filters or AI involved. Using licensed reference imagery from Unsplash.com, I redraw each image with the lighting and colors I want for the overall impression of its intended use as a greeting card.

      I then print each card set as it’s ordered, in my studio on a Pixma Pro 200 8-color dye-based printer. I package each set up and mail it out myself.

      • Greeting Card Pack

        This is a collection of handmade greeting cards, each measures 5x7 inches in size. Matching envelopes are included.

      • Write Your Own Note

        These greeting cards are blank on the inside and are perfect for celebrating your own event with people in your life.

      • Handmade in Eureka, CA

        The images have been illustrated by artist Corey Johnston using Procreate on the iPad, making each one a special edition.

      • Custom Made

        It may take me 3-5 days to print and ship the item. Given the postal delivery service, it may be upwards of 5-10 days after that before you receive the item.

      • Ships to You Safe

        The card is packaged in a clear plastic sealed envelope with a cardboard packing insert to keep it flat and crisp, and mailed in a cardboard mailer. 

      • High-Quality Prints

        Each card is printed in-studio individually using an 8-color dye-based ink printer on 80lb/215gsm professional matte double-sided photo paper.

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